Comic 241: Zero Again

I TOLD you I'd have a new episode up this week. And when I say I'm gonna do something, 2 times out of 10 I DO IT.

AND I'm going back to a WEEKLY SCHEDULE. What day of the week? Not sure. Thursday feels kinda weird to me, so we'll see if I can gravitate towards another day; if I do, we'll see if I can do it without going more than a week without updating.

I just gotta say, how DARE Eliot Spitzer betray the vows of his marriage and have sexual relations with a call-girl? Prostitutes are filthy, unholy people. I mean, LOOK at the girl he was caught with. Her name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Just LOOK at this picture of her in a bikini. LOOK at this picture of her where she's topless and barely covering her breasts. No, don't go to her Myspace page; the photos _I_ have of this terrible, lecherous woman are the RACIEST you'll find anywhere. And don't forget to DOWNLOAD her new single, so you may HEAR what the music sounds like of someone who we are TOTALLY SHOCKED is a celebrity now. Let me ALSO now give EXTRA PUBLICITY to that awful man Joe Francis who is responsible for GIRLS GONE WILD because he SAID SOMETHING RELATED TO this girl.