Comic 242: Celibate Rights

Remember, I'm back and I'm WEEKLY. Shout it from the rooftops, but be careful while you're up there.
My sister-in-law's new boyfriend accidentally dropped and broke my camera. WAY TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION DUDE! I'm only kidding, he feels bad enough about it and is helping me pay for a new one, even though I wasn't gonna hold him responsible. He's just lucky I'm lazy and wasn't gonna shoot new footage for this week's update. Shhhhhhh! Don't tell him that I like NEVER shoot new footage.
My logs tell me that you guys have been clicking on a particular ad that you may or may not see over to the right, the one for Sugardaddie.com... "Dating for the Elite: Successful Men & Gorgeous Single Women". I'm glad you're all thinking pretty highly of yourselves.
Hey, here's two new(ish) fan merchandise pics! Craig looks way hot in his t-shirt, looking out onto the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur, and Eva is a double threat, with her signed print and fridge magnet (frame and Alien plushie acquired elsewhere).